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Content policy

The book is meant to be funny about someone. Here is the line.

Last updated 1 January 2026. This is a demonstration project, not a live shop.

1. Who you may write about

Real people you know, who would be happy to receive a comic novel about themselves. Gifts are the whole point. Do not make books about people who have asked you not to.

2. Who you may not write about

Public figures presented as real, anyone under 18 unless you are their parent or guardian, or anyone you are in dispute with. We will not print harassment dressed up as a gift.

3. Photographs

Only upload photographs you have the right to use, of people who consent to being in the book. No photographs of children other than your own.

4. What the engine will not write

Jokes that turn on race, religion, gender, sexuality, disability, illness, or anything a person cannot change. Sexual content involving real named people. Anything that reads as a genuine threat. The savage tone is a roast, not abuse.

5. If a book crosses the line

We may decline to print a book and refund it. This happens rarely and we will always tell you why.

6. Reporting

If a book has been made about you and you want it removed, email hello@bookabra.test. We will take it down and delete the photograph.

Questions about this page? Contact us or email hello@bookabra.test.